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Old 10-01-2006, 11:01 AM   #16
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"Love, young people and happy marriages", but it varies depending on where you look.
Not to mention affianced couples, bee keepers, engaged couples, epilepsy, fainting, greetings, lovers, plague and travellers. He's a pretty busy bloke, so it's no wonder he needs a hand from Archangel Raphael from time to time.

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Old 10-01-2006, 03:14 PM   #17
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which goes nicely with the other plus side of there being masses of chocolate to console all the desperate and shagless people out there
I am married... doesn't mean I'll get a shag though...

"When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion." -- C.P. Snow
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Old 10-01-2006, 09:12 PM   #18
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you might be desperate for a shag? desperate doesn't necessitate singledom, just as singledom doesn't necessitate desperation.

and i'm single...doesn't mean i won't get a shag
(i mean, i won't, but i can hope, right?)

see people, this is why paganism is great. instead of having saints of love, young people and marriage, we have gods and goddesses of dirty, sweaty, kinky fucking

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Old 10-01-2006, 09:21 PM   #19
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and i'm single...doesn't mean i won't get a shag
(i mean, i won't, but i can hope, right?)
single doesn't equal desparate... too true. I will say a prayer or two to a couple of gods and a few Catholic saints (just for good measure) that you will get a shag.

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see people, this is why paganism is great. instead of having saints of love, young people and marriage, we have gods and goddesses of dirty, sweaty, kinky fucking
oh, how I love those gods... just thinking of them makes me want to go dance naked until the night sky, but I don't want to scare the neighbours.

Although my favorite god is Apollo (the sexy, bisexual, artistic god of light, music and assorted other things), I do have a soft spot for Dionysus (or if you prefer the Roman system Bacchus). I love that crazy god of wine and ecstasy -- both spiritual and the more flesh oriented.

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Before Christmas? Meh - thats nothing... Lou, don't you remember Coles in July? The Easter Eggs we found IN JULY!!! Thats too early. Or too late. Either way, they shouldn't have been out. They'd go rotten. JULY!

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July, that is insane! But I'd have thought, even if you bought them now they'd be going off by Easter . Except that chocolate doesn't spoil. it 'blooms' (changes colour towards white.)

Oh, and while we are talking Pagan:
"Decorated eggs are much older than Easter, and both eggs and rabbits are age-old fertility symbols. " ~ from wikipedia

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If anyone would like to suggest to me which god of dirty kinky fucking I should worship...

Someone said I was weird the other day because I want handcuffs for my birthday.

'Fuck off, it's meese.'
Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même.
Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus.
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