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Once again, we are running some competition at my uni to have a slogan on our stubby holders. I'm asking for any amusing slogans ...

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Old 30-05-2007, 11:13 PM   #16
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Once again, we are running some competition at my uni to have a slogan on our stubby holders.

I'm asking for any amusing slogans for our Mining Engineers. We used to have one, i mentioned before saying something like
"Go out with mining engineers, we go down in the dark"
and the other I heard was
"Miners hate dykes" (as in geological dykes which are a bitch to design to mine through).
Last year we just had "Mining, Fuck Yeah!"

So I need your help! Can anyone think of anything clever or amusing (ie i can't) about miners?

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Old 30-05-2007, 11:37 PM   #17
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"We like our songs in the key of 'A Flat Minor'"? (totally pinched)
"Shiny things come out of our holes"
"We're not afraid of dark smelly holes"
"Make mine a Trinitrotoluene" (or insert more modern equivalent - you'd know better than I )
"Engineering required study list: 1. Beer."
"Be vewy vewy quiet, we're digging for Balrogs!" (multiple nerd points)
"Mining Engineers: Raping your pristine landscapes since..."
"we're in ur geological formations, extracting ur ores"
"I CAN HAS MINING HELMET?"

Okay now I'm just being silly. Er.
Do you win anything cool again this time?

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Old 30-05-2007, 11:50 PM   #18
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Mythor, mythor, mythor, you're a bit of a genius, aren't you

i really like the raping the pristine landscapes ones funny

we had a "Pro" themed harbour cruise and some of the students came as Protestors with signs saying 'Say NO to Clean Coal'. made me laugh. so i think they'll appreciate your humour.

the prize includes a free stubby holder with the slogan printed on it and hopefully free beer forever.

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Old 30-05-2007, 11:53 PM   #19
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Oh, yeah, I meant it as a gag. It's bound to offend someone, but if you're submitting it I can deny all knowledge so it's not my problem.

Yay free stubby holder! I think you're probably dreaming on the last part?

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Old 31-05-2007, 12:17 AM   #20
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Mining students have no shame in offending anyone, I think we're all more than happy to piss someone off. Well, at least I am!

Free stubby holder would be nice, if i didn't already have a whole shelf full of free ones, but more can't hurt. As for unlimited free beer, why can't that happen?? If your slogans help me win, I will throw many beers your way, or some stubby holders

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Old 31-05-2007, 12:22 AM   #21
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I like the idea of just a plain stubby holder with the word "MINE" on it.

It's great. It's an imperative verb, a noun, and everyone in the room knows which one is theirs..sort of.

'Fuck off, it's meese.'
Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même.
Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus.
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Old 31-05-2007, 12:32 AM   #22
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Renee, that's an awesome idea It's nice, simple, but cool!
I'm gonna pitch that one to the boys too.

One of these ideas, has got to win it

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Old 25-06-2007, 12:49 PM   #23
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Quote:
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"Be vewy vewy quiet, we're digging for Balrogs!" (multiple nerd points)
My favourite!

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