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07-03-2006, 12:20 PM
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we may possibly be screwed before its even started THORPEY NOT SWIMMING!! http://www.smh.com.au/news/sport/tho...493650039.html sure, since its the commonwealth games we kick everyones arses in the pool anyway but still. thats at least 2-3 gold we've missed right out. | ||
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07-03-2006, 01:15 PM
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Poor Thorpie  Apparently he can't even take some of the medication that would help because it's on the banned substance list.  I'm fairly apathetic about the Games this time around. We've only just had the Winter Olympics on TV... And with no Thorpie to kick everyone's butt? Meh.  | ||
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16-03-2006, 02:21 PM
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16-03-2006, 04:10 PM
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Meh... Ian Thorpe and his wanky big feet give me the shits. I'm glad he's out because it gives the Craig Stevens a chance to swim after he was pressured out of the Olympic games so he could make way for dickhead Thorpe who fucked up his selection swim coz he fell in the pool. Go the hardcore lawn bowlers...! | ||
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16-03-2006, 08:26 PM
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hehe I love Rove's comment the other night about Thorpey-'now he is really fully sick' LMAO. In the opening ceremony, the guy at the top left hand corner carrying the white commenwealth flag he's a friend of mine. Not a close friend, but I became friends with him through my uni's Student Ambassador program, and the special entry program. His family moved here during the war in Bosnia or somewhere like that, and they knew no English, and he learnt it very quickly and got a scholarship to do Law/Business at QUT-very VERY heavy workload, and yeah cause of all his volunteer work he won the Qlder of the Year, and was a finalist for Aussie of the Year. | ||
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17-03-2006, 08:36 PM
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These #%$@&%$& damn games are gonna shut down the city on Sunday for the marathon. Now I've gotta find a way of getting from Werribee to Collingwood without having to take a detour via Albury! | ||
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19-03-2006, 11:25 AM
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I've been watching the marathon... simply because it has some pretty views of Melbourne.... and I'm getting way too excited at seeing silly little landmarks that I fondly remember. The women's one actually ended up quite exciting at the end though. The men's one is nearing the end now... seems less exciting... | ||
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19-03-2006, 03:03 PM
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19-03-2006, 04:52 PM
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Man sucks to be you guys. It's sad when you sit around getting REALLY into the lawn bowls jsut 'cause you want to avoid uni work. And hee hee another QUT person. | ||
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20-03-2006, 09:50 AM
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i'm still trying to explain the duck to people. and the people coming out of the tram were culturally inaccurate. since when do melbourne people wear colour??? | ||
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20-03-2006, 12:38 PM
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20-03-2006, 10:32 PM
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20-03-2006, 11:20 PM
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"The French are good at everything mate!" - Dean Lukin (was said with a fair degree of innuendo )Was watching the ping pong today and the two girls were from Singapore and Australia. Their names were Jian Fang Lay and Sharon Tan. Sadly, the Sharon wasn't the Aussie. | ||
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