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Old 29-05-2006, 10:51 PM   #16
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Ooooohhhhh a random shit page....how exciting!!!!!!!


WELL!!! :-D


nah i just have one thing to comment on this second - i've been working at woolworths for like 6 - 7yrs now and golly GOSH i friggin hate idiot customers


there's this one crazy CRAZY old lady who comes in and buys chicken legs. She's really pushy and annoying and watches you put every god damn chicken leg in a bag and if she doesn't like it she'll tell you about it!

Then once you wrap it up and give it to her she'll take it about 2 metres away - unWRAP the chicken - fondle around a bit (checking it all i supose) then either leave it there or dump it in her trolley



WHO DOES THAT!!!!!!!!! HONESTLY!!!!!!!!!!! god i wish my work was video taped so i have a record of all the crap customers i have to deal with...


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Old 30-05-2006, 03:55 PM   #17
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Hehe, you guys must be a lot younger than me, coz I can't say that show rings any bells with me!!!!
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Old 30-05-2006, 11:02 PM   #18
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Random thought...

Gaelan (sp?) on Big Brother is one of the ugliest men I have ever seen... the more I look at him the worse he gets...

They say that colours represent emotions. If that's true then my life is one pretty warped rainbow!
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Old 31-05-2006, 10:09 AM   #19
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Ha, either didn't get that show or wasn't allowed to watch it. No irritating theme tunes for me!

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the previously mentioned 21st birthday had such an excess of cheese, i think I may well have eaten my body weight. blue cheese, runny brie, hard cheddar....mmm cheese.
I'm not sure where you're based, but I went to the Vic market the other day and got triple cream brie (imported from France). You can feel your arteries clogging with every bite, but it's goooooood.

'Fuck off, it's meese.'
Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même.
Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus.
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Old 31-05-2006, 10:15 AM   #20
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I'm not sure where you're based, but I went to the Vic market the other day and got triple cream brie (imported from France). You can feel your arteries clogging with every bite, but it's goooooood.
ooooh, I may have to make a special trip to the city!!!
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Old 31-05-2006, 10:38 AM   #21
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On the subject of cheese, a few months ago I discovered the greatest hard cheese I've ever tasted, Ironstone Cheddar, at Prahran Market. At $53/kg (I think), you probably don't want to buy too much of it, but it's well worth a try if you like good Cheddar.

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Old 31-05-2006, 12:29 PM   #22
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I like random shit. Most of the thoughts in my head are random. Right now, I have Dr Dre's Bang bang mixed with Aimee Mann's It's Not Going to Stop in some fucked up remix song BUT they do NOT go together.

I need a drink or something...

"When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion." -- C.P. Snow
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Old 01-06-2006, 11:52 AM   #23
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Rant ahead...

My husband woke up today claiming that everything in the world was my fault. I am not sure how I caused the Iraqi situation, but I am sure it was somehow my fault. Apparently, when I went to bed last night, the whole house became a hell. Then when I woke up, it was my fault that Son (aged 2) was annoying the hell out of my then-sleeping husband. Then the argument that went something like, "Did not!" "Did too!" (There was more words there, but that was the gist.)

I admit that I am not the easiest person to live with, but how is everything my fault? Damn it all to hell... I am responsible for some things.

How long can you play childish games with a grown man before it is embarrassing for both of you?

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How long can you play childish games with a grown man before it is embarrassing for both of you?
Indefinitely for the man.

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Old 01-06-2006, 12:43 PM   #25
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Yesterday Julia Gillard was ejected from Parliament for 24 hours for calling health-minister Tony Abbott a "sniveling grub". In other news Anthony Albanese, shadow minister for Water and for Environment & Heritage was ejected for claiming that "water is wet" and that "the sky is blue".

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Old 01-06-2006, 01:19 PM   #26
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Yesterday Julia Gillard was ejected from Parliament for 24 hours for calling health-minister Tony Abbott a "sniveling grub". In other news Anthony Albanese, shadow minister for Water and for Environment & Heritage was ejected for claiming that "water is wet" and that "the sky is blue".
So it is now an offense to tell the truth in Parliment? Wow...

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Old 01-06-2006, 01:26 PM   #27
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It's mostly only news because Abbott himself used the term in a previous session against someone else and the Speaker didn't eject him. The Speaker at the time of Abbott's rudeness was the Deputy filling in for the regular Speaker, whereas Gillard was ejected by the regular Speaker.

How do you know when a country is overgoverned? When they're at war in at least three seperate theaters and still find time for petty namecalling.

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THE world's first "theme park" dedicated to sex and relationships is set to open in London's bustling West End later this year, its promoters said today.

Amora: The Academy of Sex and Relationships, featuring "high-tech and interactive exhibits together with new media displays", expects up to 600,000 visitors within its first year in the Trocadero Centre at Piccadilly Circus.
"Titillation is not the goal," the promoters – who include sexologist and self-help book author Sarah Brewer – said in a statement, refuting comparisons with museums of erotica in Amsterdam, Barcelona and Paris.


"Our vision is to build a Kinsey-type institute in Europe for Generation X and Y to bring modern thinking around sexuality. ... It truly is the world's first theme park dedicated to sex and relationships."

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Old 02-06-2006, 08:53 PM   #29
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ohhh london. knew there was a reason i loved you.

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"On the other hand, if you add 'le' to a word, it does make it classy...like 'lesbian', the classiest women of them all!" - Captain Hero, Drawn Together.
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Old 14-06-2006, 11:27 AM   #30
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OK, I had one of the most random and bizzare weekends in some time (no cheese thouygh), and I'm only just beginning to deal with it. My brain has become a Herzog film (with the midgets, and the unspecified foreign language, and the barely restrained uberviolence) and I think I want to run away to Brisbane. I need to be told (repeatedly) that this would not be a good idea. I also need to earn more money and/or find a cheaper addiction. Hmmm, maybe cheese is the go....

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Tried it on with your mother,
Kicked the shit out of your brother,
But darling, I've always loved you." - Urban Voodoo Machine, Love Song #666
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