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| Off Topic at MOSH - Australian Comedy Forum Paul McDermott to be a daddy. Paul McDermott and girlfriend Melissa Lyne are reportedly expecting a baby. Due date is apparently March. Picture of the story in the paper . I can'... |
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19-11-2006, 05:38 PM
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Paul McDermott and girlfriend Melissa Lyne are reportedly expecting a baby. Due date is apparently March. Picture of the story in the paper. I can't decide whether Paul would make a really cool Dad or a scarily inept one. But I guess we can expect him to be hosting some other dodgy TV shows in the new year so he can start saving for baby stuff?  Congratulations to him and his girl.  | ||
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19-11-2006, 06:06 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 2 | yes I agree... Congrats to Melissa and Paul. You'll be a good father, Paul. Amities, SS | ||
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19-11-2006, 08:28 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9  | doesn't this break the not talking about private life thing we have? | ||
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19-11-2006, 08:59 PM
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it's obviously not true, since he's gay and all of that. ...now we broke it | |||
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19-11-2006, 09:02 PM
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19-11-2006, 09:28 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5 | because i'm on a quest to remove any notion of niceness associated with me... dear paul, i found you an online gift. i hope you find it useful. yours in disbelief, hails. | ||
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21-11-2006, 11:50 AM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 6 | This is hilarious.....  wonder how hairy the child will be? Hopefully it will take after its mother | ||
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21-11-2006, 02:59 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 4 | Awww.... actually I'm more excited and happy about the Minchin baby, but, y'know, go Paul and Melissa. I hope they'll be very happy. [my niceness quota is all used up now] | ||
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22-11-2006, 05:11 AM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 2 | Words like "father" and "Paul McDermott" have never gone together in my world. Is this true though? I looked on the net for other confirmation of this story and I haven't found anything. Anyway, congrats to both! | ||
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22-11-2006, 11:12 AM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 4 | *pop* that was my brain imploding. NEVER expected to see those words in combination. I'm sure he'll be a great dad, and if he wanted to raise some quick cash without hosting yet another panel show, he could always get some royalties, from, i dunno, say a DVD release of DAAS perhaps.... | ||
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22-11-2006, 12:07 PM
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Reputation:  Reputation Power: 4 | My money is on him being a scary dad. Well we can see why he's been too busy to write me a story hmf. Hm I wonder if he'll change his beliefs from this and start believing there is a god after all. What manner of meteorological mavel is this! More than global warming took place by the looks of things. Congratulations and be good to each other. Last edited by Abundance; 22-11-2006 at 12:27 PM. | ||
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22-11-2006, 04:44 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5 | *reads article* That might explain why Paul was in Tassie when GUD were not. Congratulations to everyone expecting babies. I'm glad it's you and not me. | ||
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22-11-2006, 06:52 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5 | I would offer my congratulations but, while I'm not completely au fait with the male side of the process of conception, it's my understanding that it isn't what you'd call difficult, in most cases (aside, of course, from those unfortunates who wind up forking over thousands to fertility clinics, but even there, most of the effort is on the part of the doctors). I offer my sympathies to Melissa because I've just spent six months listening to a pregnant co-worker complain *g* and to both of them because I've spent the last year listening to a series of reproducing co-workers of both genders complain about the sleepless nights and the associated traumas of infant care *g* And I wish them both the best of luck. Odds are, they're going to need it *s* Oh, and I'll also add my voice to the chorus of the astonished. Did anyone see where I left my list of signs of the apocalypse after the Dougs performed together again? | ||
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23-11-2006, 03:27 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 4 | Congratulations all round! I imagine that the mini McDermott will be just as talented as his/her parents. | ||
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