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So glad I'm going home tomorrow. I have to land at this airport....

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Old 11-04-2005, 08:29 PM   #196
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So glad I'm going home tomorrow. I have to land at this airport.
'Fuck off, it's meese.'
Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même.
Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus.
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Old 18-04-2005, 12:51 AM   #197
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Not sure if this is really relevant to this thread, but wasn't sure where else to put it... People are stupid.

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Boy questioned over tram theft


A TEENAGER has been arrested following the theft of a second tram from an inner city tram depot.

The tram was stolen from Yarra Trams' Southbank depot in South Melbourne about 8.50pm (AEST) and was driven across town to east suburban Kew, a Victoria Police spokeswoman said.
The boy picked up several passengers along the way, the spokeswoman said.

Police stopped the tram at the corner of Glenferrie Road and Wellington streets in Kew, about 10 km from the depot, about 9.30pm (AEST).

A 15-year-old boy was arrested and taken to Boroondara police station.

He was to be questioned about tonight's theft and the theft of a tram from the same depot about 11.45pm on Friday, the police spokeswoman said.

That tram was found several stops away in nearby Port Melbourne.



http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/com...5E1702,00.html




What were you gonna do with it, ya nong???
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Old 18-04-2005, 11:16 AM   #198
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The chick on the news this morning was quite impressed with his leat driving skills!
i have some kind of concept of what im doing. hands go here, feet go there, mouth goes here, this lines up with that, insertion, extraction, release, repeat if required/requested. Good? Good.

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Old 18-04-2005, 03:23 PM   #199
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I think he should be rewarded for his courtesy at least he picked up the passengers, the city circle tram went by the other day and ignored all the people flagging it and knocking on the doors as it stopped at the red light.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"

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Old 21-04-2005, 10:03 AM   #200
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http://www.cbc.ca/story/world/nation...ack050304.html


Two important lessons to be learned -
1. don't trust chimpanzees and
2. if you're bringing cake, you have to bring enough for everyone.
'Fuck off, it's meese.'
Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même.
Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus.
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Old 21-04-2005, 10:55 AM   #201
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That's pretty bizarre behaviour for chimps. And they didn't go after the wife except when she tried to butt in - the dude must have done something to *really* piss off the chimps.
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
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Old 21-04-2005, 12:23 PM   #202
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Chimps are extremely dangerous. My friend used to work at a zoo, and the keepers only went into the enclosure in pairs, because otherwise the chimps would attack.

But I agree, if she was nowhere near as badly hurt, he must have done something.
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Old 23-04-2005, 12:23 PM   #203
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It's the technology, stupid
By Michael Horsnell in London
April 23, 2005

THE regular use of text messages and emails can lower the IQ more than twice as much as smoking marijuana....
So after every 2 hrs of computer use make sure you take 15 minutes to have a cone break.
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Armed robber steals sex doll
From correspondents in Moscow
April 28, 2005
From: Agence France-Presse
A MAN in his 40s armed with a knife burst into a Moscow sex shop and threatened a clerk before making off with an life-size inflatable doll and some sexy lingerie, RIA Novosti news agency said today quoting a police source.

The owner of the shop, located opposite Gorky park, estimated the value of the stolen goods at $US387 ($500).
A composite sketch was distributed to police and a search for the suspect was under way
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Old 29-04-2005, 02:01 PM   #205
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Police are looking for a hardened criminal.
'Fuck off, it's meese.'
Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même.
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Rofl. shane warne maybe?
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($500).
HOW MUCH!

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Police are looking for a hardened criminal.
Trying out new material, mate?

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Rofl. shane warne maybe?
Ay?
i have some kind of concept of what im doing. hands go here, feet go there, mouth goes here, this lines up with that, insertion, extraction, release, repeat if required/requested. Good? Good.

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Tim Brender was getting ready to move and "knew he needed to start getting things organized," said his wife, Lani. The American man went to the basement of his rented townhouse to start packing.

He moved a table, which knocked over a can of spray paint, which landed on a hammer on the floor. The can was punctured, and it started to spray wildly, shooting paint into the water heater. The paint fumes were ignited by the pilot light, which ignited a cushion, which spread to stored gunpowder.

The ensuing inferno destroyed everything in the home. "You couldn't set up this scenario to happen," Lani said.

...Fire investigators believed that, since the couple wasn't insured.
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Old 02-05-2005, 12:24 PM   #209
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...Fire investigators believed that, since the couple wasn't insured.
Owww. That's gotta sting.
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Tried it on with your mother,
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There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.
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After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”
Gee. That'd be scary if it didn't have an April 1 timestamp on it.
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