Strange but True Stories

[Pautiric]

A GERMAN artist has applied for a licence to open a brothel for sexually-frustrated dogs.

Karl-Friedrich Lenze, 54, says his brothel will be the first of its kind anywhere. He plans to charge dog owners about $45 per half hour of happiness.
Mr Lenze says if dogs cannot get what they want, they get cranky, just like people.

He says his establishment would offer patrons a variety of carefully vetted employees of both sexes.

[hellokitty]

perhaps bizarre but hey not a bad idea!

hjowever after two visit you could just afford to have your dog dessexed so it wont be frustrated anymore.

[Munchkin]

Girl has rare fish odour disease

I feel sorry for the people with this, I really do but...

fuck it's funny! Where did I leave the fish slap emoticon?

[Alisso]

Originally Posted by Munchkin

Girl has rare fish odour disease

I feel sorry for the people with this, I really do but...

fuck it's funny! Where did I leave the fish slap emoticon?

See, that's not what I was thinking of when I saw the heading of this post *g*

I like this one, too *G* Drunk woman wakes up on ice floe

Have you met my wife, Drifting Flo? *giggles*

[Beckslee]

eewwwww....

Did anyone else know that goldfish can excrete alcohol?

Strange but true

*Had another thought

"Of your jeans I'm a fan
Of your jeans I'm a fan
Didn't know you liked seafood
Let's crack open your clam"

[Munchkin]

Public Holiday!!!!!!!!


When's 'Office Professionals' Day? If I don't get chocolate this office is going to come to a grinding halt!

[Fenny]

Hehe! so do pathetic alcoholics go around asking "hi schan i lick your fish?"

[Beckslee]

Originally Posted by Munchkin

Public Holiday!!!!!!!!


When's 'Office Professionals' Day? If I don't get chocolate this office is going to come to a grinding halt!

It was cool today, we were sent a present from New scientist for resubscribing which is one of those esky bags, and when we opened the new toner cartridge for the printer there were musk lifesavers in there. I got both woo hoo!
And I must bring my chupa chups into work. When in Tassie I bought 150 chupa chups

[hellokitty]

I'm sorry, 150!!! are they really cheap here or are you losing your mind? I mean i like chupa chups, the most i've bought though is 90 and it's not like i got them all..i shared them out

heh

[Beckslee]

I went to the cadbury factory

[Fenny]

Once i bught a tim of Chupa Chups, all different kinds of coffee *cringes at the word* flavours, there were about 200, and i brought them to a school dance. They were all gone in about 20 minutes!

[hellokitty]

aaahh ok cadbury's explains it then! i just thought we had this weird store that was selling them for 5 cents each..oh hang on..that's cadbury's ..oooh i want to go back there.. i have only ever been once..i need to get one of the 5 kg boxes!

[unfrufru]

we so need a thread for this. any stories worthy of GNW put here. I'll start


Parents raised son as girl by mistake
From AFP
March 16, 2004
A CHINESE couple raised their only child for 13 years in the belief it was a girl, until a visit to the local hospital alerted them to the fact that he was really a boy, state media said Monday.

The unidentified couple, from the central city of Zhengzhou, were fooled by their child's underdeveloped sexual organs, dressing him in girl's clothes and teaching him to go to the women's room, the Zhengzhou Evening News reported.

They did not realize anything was wrong until they were baffled by a "reaction in the lower half of his body" whenever he watched pretty women on TV, the paper said.

The worried parents took their child to the hospital, where a physical check-up corrected their mistake about the child's sex, according to the paper.

Doctors concluded that he was suffering from a rare disease causing sexual organs to be somewhat hidden from view, and the boy was subsequently treated in a three-hour-long, successful operation, it said.

[unfrufru]

another one, dear god

Woman meets her waterloo
March 16, 2004

Print this article
Email to a friend



An 83-year-old Canadian woman has been rescued after spending two days wedged behind her toilet.

A caretaker raised the alarm after noticing a pile of newspapers piled outside her apartment, The Winnipeg Sun reported.

The slightly built woman told paramedics she wasn't sure how she had managed to get stuck.

Winnipeg's fire chief told the newspaper: "Her whole body somehow became jammed behind her toilet. It was one of those strange occurrences and you wouldn't have believed it even if you had a camera and had taken a picture."

The woman had sore ribs, but didn't appear to have any broken bones. She is expected to make a full recovery.

[Munchkin]

Case of the four-eared cat
March 25, 2004 - 8:28AM

A kitten born with four ears is desperately seeking a new home because her owners can't afford to have her neutered, according to German animal shelter officials.

Six-month-old Lilly, born on a farm in the southern state of Bavaria, has an extra pair of slightly smaller, non-hearing ears just behind the normal two. Vets attribute the phenomenon to a gene mutation.

"We want to find Lilly the loving home she deserves. She is very kind and not a monster," said an employee at a sanctuary caring for Lilly and her nine normal brothers and sisters.

Farmers often give kittens away rather than pay to have them neutered to avoid over-breeding, sanctuary officials said.

Lilly would be neutered and available to a new owner around two weeks later, they said.

"She is healthy and can hear perfectly well but only through the front pair," said Tessy Loedermann, from the animal protection group in Garmisch-Partenkirchen, which runs the home.

"It often happens with animals' feet when the cells form in an unusual way. But I have never ever seen it with ears before," she said.

Reuters


This story was found at: http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/...939752001.html