The Perils of Porn

[Renee_Turner]

Don't blow off any horses and that won't be a problem. (I just wrote 'gorses'. Now that would be difficult.)

[unfrufru]

u and the horse analogies.

[Gutter Monkey]

Originally Posted by unfrufru

u and the horse analogies.

Analogy?
Who said it's an analogy?

(Huh, I'd typed analorgy. Oh those wacky typos!)

[unfrufru]

Originally Posted by Gutter Monkey

Hey - if a guy is prepared to poke his wang into any orifice with teeth then he's handing out a big gift - and that gift is 'trust'. And you can't place a value on trust. You also can't exchange it at Myers.

and how is that different from a girl letting a guy go down on her? there's still the trust factor and teeth involved. not to mention major pash rash

[Gutter Monkey]

Originally Posted by unfrufru

and how is that different from a girl letting a guy go down on her? there's still the trust factor and teeth involved.

Teeth involved? What? Jesus, how big is your clitoris?

Originally Posted by unfrufru

not to mention major pash rash

And there's the difference - the chick still receives the present. Whether it's a mouthful of sperm or a case of pash rash she stills walks away with something.

[unfrufru]

Originally Posted by Gutter Monkey

Teeth involved? What? Jesus, how big is your clitoris?.

BAD MONKEY!

Originally Posted by Gutter Monkey

And there's the difference - the chick still receives the present. Whether it's a mouthful of sperm or a case of pash rash she stills walks away with something.

and the guy doesn't when a chick goes down on him? unless you're telling me that you've had pash rash issues down there.

*starts crossing off things on her "To Do" list for comfest*

[Gutter Monkey]

Originally Posted by unfrufru

and the guy doesn't when a chick goes down on him?

No, the guy walks away with a lighter load. Unless she spits it back on his chest liek what happened to my friend, and even then he still hasn't gained anything.

[unfrufru]

and she's just gained all those empty calories

[unfrufru]

this is the most brilliant thing i have ever heard of. how could anyone lose!!!

'Viagra' condom safer
May 16, 2005 - 3:20PM

British researchers have come up with a chemical-impregnated condom that boosts the male erection and thus prevents the sheath from slipping off during sexual intercourse.

The "condom safety device" was designed by scientists at Futura Medical in Guildford in Surrey and is expected to be on the market within 18 months.

Futura chief executive James Barder said around two per cent of condoms slip off during intercourse, resulting in unwanted pregnancies and increased risk of sexually transmitted infections.

"One of the major reasons for the problem is that at times men don't maintain a full erection during intercourse," he said.

The new product, named CSD500, aims to prevent this. It is impregnated with a chemical in its teat, called glyceryl trinitrate, which is absorbed through the skin into the muscle tissue and causes the blood vessels in the penis to dilate.

Viagra works in a similar way, but Barder said that, unlike Viagra, the condom was meant for men who do not suffer from impotence problems.

Even sexually healthy men could find themselves unable to maintain an erection while wearing a condom because of the loss of sensation, he said.

Around 13 billion condoms are sold worldwide each year.

[red_cherry]

hahaha y dont they just inclue viagra pills in the condom packet?

[Mythor]

Originally Posted by unfrufru

The new product, named CSD500

Such a sexy name.

Originally Posted by red_cherry

y dont they just inclue viagra pills in the condom packet?

Viagra is only available on prescription for a reason.

[hails]

and i thought the spooge-delay condoms were awesome! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! almost as brilliant as the dickhead who invented one-shot vibrating condoms that cost $10. here's an idea: buy some normal, average, not-exciting condoms, then go to your local porn store, pay $10 and get a vibrator you can use again! and again and again and again! until it breaks. YAY. everyone is happy! a lesson in both sexual pleasure AND economics! how sexy.

spooge-delay = condoms with stuff in them that stop penises coming too quickly. available at woolworths. not actually called spooge-delay.

[Edward]

Originally Posted by hails

spooge-delay = condoms with stuff in them that stop penises coming too quickly.

And here I was thinking normal condoms were bad enough in that regard...

[hails]

...

*grabs sticker for thread*

"individual results may vary"

[Gutter Monkey]

Originally Posted by article

"One of the major reasons for the problem is that at times men don't maintain a full erection during intercourse," he said.

I love how they imply that losing an erection during sex is the man's fault.

No, it won't feel 'sexy' if you stick your finger there.