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blame women's mags for that one. cleo and cosmo think it's daring and sexy and shows you're up for anything! fhm and ...

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Old 17-05-2005, 01:47 AM   #31
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blame women's mags for that one. cleo and cosmo think it's daring and sexy and shows you're up for anything! fhm and ralph, however, think it's clearly insane. men's mags are awesome.

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Old 17-05-2005, 02:49 AM   #32
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I love how they imply that losing an erection during sex is the man's fault.

No, it won't feel 'sexy' if you stick your finger there.
WTF? who elses fault could it be?
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Old 17-05-2005, 03:20 AM   #33
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WTF? who elses fault could it be?
Let's just say that I've never lost an erection during an 'owner-operator' manouevre ... so it ain't my fault.

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Old 17-05-2005, 11:11 AM   #34
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Pff nope would still be your fault for drinkin too much alchi or pickin a crappy partner lol.
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Old 17-05-2005, 11:29 AM   #35
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I love how they imply that losing an erection during sex is the man's fault.

No, it won't feel 'sexy' if you stick your finger there.
HEY! i said i was sorry! i tripped and it just happened

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Old 17-05-2005, 11:35 AM   #36
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I was eating. Thanks for that image Unfy.

Not as charming as mine on Sunday, by all accounts, but still.

'Fuck off, it's meese.'
Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même.
Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus.
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Old 17-05-2005, 11:40 AM   #37
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what are u doing have those thoughts about me in your head in the first place? *g*

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Old 17-05-2005, 11:42 AM   #38
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? The Sunday image wasn't about you, it was one I (hopefully) put in the heads of the audience. Judging by the groans, it worked.

'Fuck off, it's meese.'
Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même.
Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus.
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Old 17-05-2005, 04:48 PM   #39
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that's alright then, cause the image of me could put u off food for life

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Old 17-05-2005, 04:51 PM   #40
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well, shall I just say that I doubt anyone in that audience ate marshmallows that night?

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Old 17-05-2005, 04:54 PM   #41
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Arg, now I want marshmallows.

And I want to eat them off 'Fru.

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Old 17-05-2005, 04:55 PM   #42
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what am i? a buffet?

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Old 17-05-2005, 05:00 PM   #43
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Well, you're certainly not 'All you can eat'.

We found that out already, didn't we?

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and i'm on a fat-free diet *g*

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Old 17-05-2005, 05:29 PM   #45
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I've got some lean beef for you ...

Are you *sure* you want to continue this conversation here?

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