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| MOSH Elite | yeah i do that, when washing my face and body or shaving anything i tend to turn away from the spray when i'm applying it then turn and face the shower. though when washing my hair i do the opposite, i think its cause with your back to the shower and the nozzle right htere it gets the shampoo out a lot more efficiently after 3 months our shower miraculously got its water pressure back so its quite firm and pleasant. and no longer must i rinse my hair under the shower and then get out of the shower and duck my head into the bath or sink to actually rinse it. showers are fun when u do them right. | ||
| Drunk Midget to even Drunker Chick - Have you ever had anyone go up on you before? Son: Is there anything we can do to get Buffy back? Mom: Well, we could join together in prayer. Son: Uh huh. Is there anything useful we can do? Mom: No. - Overheard In New York | |||
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so what, u think about your fitness flaws and chores whilst facing away from the shower and shave, exfoliate, cleanse, pluck and massage all at the same time??? i never realised u were so mutliskilled. or that u were a girl. | |||
| Drunk Midget to even Drunker Chick - Have you ever had anyone go up on you before? Son: Is there anything we can do to get Buffy back? Mom: Well, we could join together in prayer. Son: Uh huh. Is there anything useful we can do? Mom: No. - Overheard In New York | ||||
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'Fuck off, it's meese.' Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même. Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus. | ||||
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| MOSH Elite | i do that with the sink but i find it seems to leave residue on my face from the cleanser or whatver, then after an hour out of the shower u end up with crusty bits on your face and body. ew. | ||
| Drunk Midget to even Drunker Chick - Have you ever had anyone go up on you before? Son: Is there anything we can do to get Buffy back? Mom: Well, we could join together in prayer. Son: Uh huh. Is there anything useful we can do? Mom: No. - Overheard In New York | |||
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| MOSH Addict | I use a face washer/flannel at the sink..but not in the shower. | ||
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'Fuck off, it's meese.' Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même. Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus. | |||
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| MOSH Elite | Certain nationality a bit on the nose, to be FrankBy Kim Willsher Paris October 11, 2005 IT IS one of the most enduring and insulting of national stereotypes: the Frenchman whose body odour owes as much to an aversion to soap as to his love of garlic and onions. The French dismiss such talk as no more than cruel caricature. Now a French journal has produced figures suggesting that it may be closer to the truth than anyone - except perhaps rush-hour passengers on the Paris Metro - might ever have imagined. A booklet published by the weekly Le Point magazine draws on a mixture of polling information and academic research to paint a sometimes surprising, and not always flattering, picture of Gallic daily life. Among the statistics contained in 24 Hours in France - an Unusual Portrait of France and the French, is the fact that only one in 10 of the population regularly use soap. Almost one in 25 admit that they never shower or bath, and one in 33 say they never brush their teeth. No wonder, perhaps, that nine out of 10 women and half of all men apply perfume and cosmetics every day, spending EUR17.7 million ($A28 million) between them. The French do spend long periods in the bathroom: between 48 and 56 minutes each day. While in there, 30 per cent say they read, and 25 per cent daydream. A further 14 per cent make telephone calls, 8 per cent sing, 6 per cent smoke, and 1 per cent eat. Last night Pierre-Yves Gerbeau, the chief executive of X-Leisure, who came to Britain in 2000 to run the Millennium Dome and stayed, dismissed the Le Point statistics as "ridiculous, bloody annoying and unhelpful". Mr Gerbeau, who once described himself as a "short, fat and ugly Frenchman", declared: "This idea of the 'Frog' who doesn't wash, has a baguette on his head and a string of onions around his neck is passe, deja vu. It's about as real as the Englishman in his pinstripe suit and bowler hat." - TELEGRAPH | ||
| Drunk Midget to even Drunker Chick - Have you ever had anyone go up on you before? Son: Is there anything we can do to get Buffy back? Mom: Well, we could join together in prayer. Son: Uh huh. Is there anything useful we can do? Mom: No. - Overheard In New York | |||
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| MOSH Elite | what if u dress in leather pants with your shirt off, does that still count, for the love of god tell me!!!!! Dressing Like a Vampire Rarely Effective, Study Reveals http://brainsnap.com/node/204 Last edited by unfrufru; 25-10-2005 at 11:19 AM. | ||
| Drunk Midget to even Drunker Chick - Have you ever had anyone go up on you before? Son: Is there anything we can do to get Buffy back? Mom: Well, we could join together in prayer. Son: Uh huh. Is there anything useful we can do? Mom: No. - Overheard In New York | |||
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| Drunk Midget to even Drunker Chick - Have you ever had anyone go up on you before? Son: Is there anything we can do to get Buffy back? Mom: Well, we could join together in prayer. Son: Uh huh. Is there anything useful we can do? Mom: No. - Overheard In New York | |||
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| MOSH Addict | So no guys should ever be depressed, as they have semen constantly? I wouldn't recommend not using condoms as an antidepressant measure. I imagine I'd be very depressed if I wound up with herpes. | ||
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'Fuck off, it's meese.' Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même. Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus. | |||
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| MOSH Elite | well is your using leeches, you're doing it wrong BOOM-TISH | ||
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'Fuck off, it's meese.' Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même. Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus. | ||||
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