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15-07-2005, 02:17 PM
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Blokes' jokes are older than the first fleet. Comedians in town to help venue celebrate Don't get Greg Fleet started on the new fangled spellings of desinger children's names. "Montana - urgh, I hate it," he moans. And Taylah - "I need a shower, I feel soiled." Melbourne lad Fleety is in town to perform at the joint celebrations for PJ O'Brien's 5th Birthday and Rhino Room's 300th stand-up comedy show. Joining him is Melbourne resident and former Adelaide lad Justin Hamilton. Justin moved into a place with Gatesy from Tripod on the weekend. "We've two virgo guys, so it's going to be possibly the 'gayest' looking place - very clean and tidy," he laughs. We should (or is that our lawyers?) point out that neither Justin or Gatesy are in fact gay....not that there's anything wrong with that. Fleety reckons Adelaide's become cool in the past six or so years. "Before that, I'll be honest, I wasn't really s big fan," he says. "But its really taken off - the restaurant and bar culture is very cool, I'm very impressed." He says he has plans on eating his way through his stay in South Australia. There is a picture of the guys that I will scan at some stage....  | ||
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15-07-2005, 02:35 PM
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fleety should talk he named his kid april or something
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19-07-2005, 09:13 AM
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I now have a mental image of Justin in an apron doing the dusting. What a great way to start the week.  (There is no Monday) Last edited by Renee_Turner; 19-07-2005 at 09:17 AM. | ||
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'Fuck off, it's meese.' Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même. Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus. | |||
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19-07-2005, 12:57 PM
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And Gatesy in the kitchen making up cocktails or something... just me, then? | ||
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20-07-2005, 08:56 AM
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*Renee's friend commandeers the keyboard* Wearing a skivvy, carrying a martini. | |||
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'Fuck off, it's meese.' Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même. Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus. | ||||
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20-07-2005, 02:25 PM
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bunch o' nancies *grins* | ||
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20-07-2005, 05:32 PM
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only if one of them dresses like a french maid
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20-07-2005, 05:36 PM
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My vote's for Hamo. Though the mental image of either makes me laugh. Which isn't a good thing in a public library. | ||
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20-07-2005, 05:38 PM
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Can't they both? (Oh, I'm so equal-opportunity, me )
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20-07-2005, 05:40 PM
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i'm going to have to have a good long hard think about that for awhile. in fact i'm going out for a smoke now to ponder this
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20-07-2005, 05:41 PM
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Now I have mental image of either of them sitting at a computer. "I wonder what they're saying about me on MOSH...Oh, that article...WHAT THE FUCK!?" I have a happy thought that I use to get rid of horrible mental images. It's of my friend chasing birds round her yard with a broom. Hamo and Gatesy dressed as French maids is threatening its position as official happy/funny thought. Last edited by Renee_Turner; 20-07-2005 at 05:47 PM. | |||
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20-07-2005, 05:45 PM
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20-07-2005, 07:18 PM
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ahh.. mental images are good so he's moved out of a place with Wil (messy as hell) and in with another neat freak? nice. I want to go visiting! Last edited by Leishpod; 20-07-2005 at 07:20 PM. | ||
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20-07-2005, 08:50 PM
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i always thought wil was a neat freak since the first few times we saw him perform he always seemed to smell of domestos
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