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11-10-2005, 06:23 PM
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| MOSHer  Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: in the dark, bleeding black
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Reputation:  Reputation Power: 4 | What, to me or him? | ||
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"So I fucked your sister, Tried it on with your mother, Kicked the shit out of your brother, But darling, I've always loved you." - Urban Voodoo Machine, Love Song #666 | |||
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11-10-2005, 07:53 PM
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11-10-2005, 08:03 PM
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| Admin of DOOM!  Rank: Administrator Join Date: Sep 2001
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | I refrained from commenting on that one.  Everyone dies alone... unless you're flying an airplane at the time? *shrug* Not sure why a Christian would be overly concerned about dying alone anyway? So long as you do good things here on Earth, you go to Heaven, where you'll be able to choose from all the women who have ever lived?  And you can marry them so you can have sex without sinning... And the whole "'til death do us part" thing is not such a big deal up there.  | ||
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11-10-2005, 09:08 PM
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| defective lunatic  Rank: Moderator Join Date: Feb 2001
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5   | this article brought forth the tears of rage from the first paragraph *shakes head* please, everyone, go out and shag right now. if you want to breed, then go forth and make babies and teach them manners for the love of everyone who hates kids. if you want to shag for the sake of shagging, then go forth and fuck like never before. and don't fuck crazy religious types. very important, that. | ||
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"Deep down you want to get a gun and fucking shoot everyone, but you can't, right?" - Matthew Bellamy, NME Magazine. "On the other hand, if you add 'le' to a word, it does make it classy...like 'lesbian', the classiest women of them all!" - Captain Hero, Drawn Together. | |||
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11-10-2005, 09:10 PM
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| MOSH Addict  Rank: Moderator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Penrith
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5 | How Not To Die Alone - A How To Guide Step One - Buy a gun... *rolls eyes* Idiotic male Christian. Like he has a clue what he's talking about. | ||
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11-10-2005, 10:47 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5 | Hey, you know how crazy Christian types think that if every stops fucking gays then AIDS will be wiped out within a generation. Will the same thing work if everyone stopped fucking Christians? | ||
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11-10-2005, 10:55 PM
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| defective lunatic Rank: Moderator Join Date: Feb 2001
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5 | my vagina is a christian-free zone! | ||
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"Deep down you want to get a gun and fucking shoot everyone, but you can't, right?" - Matthew Bellamy, NME Magazine. "On the other hand, if you add 'le' to a word, it does make it classy...like 'lesbian', the classiest women of them all!" - Captain Hero, Drawn Together. | |||
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12-10-2005, 03:15 AM
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12-10-2005, 03:48 AM
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12-10-2005, 05:06 AM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5 | I knew a guy who's vagina was in a car accident. Yup - they had to amputate and he ended up with a phantom clitoris... It would throb and ache sometimes but when he went to scratch it, it was GONE! Or at least, that's what he said... maybe he just couldn't find it? Hrm... Nah, that'd never happen. Last edited by VAxwell; 12-10-2005 at 05:12 AM. | ||
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