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Old 11-10-2005, 12:36 PM   #1
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How Not To Die Alone - A how to guide

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/ar...TICLE_ID=46746
written by a christian, so take it with a grain of salt hehe. really annoyed with it already, and i only got to number two. let me guess, we're supposed to give up our jobs and be pregnant and barefoot in the kitchen?

Women! Someday is today

Posted: October 10, 2005
1:00 a.m. Eastern

© 2005 WorldNetDaily.com




Is motherhood instinctive or learned behavior? Both religion and science tell us that it is instinctive, much to the distaste of the feminist ideologists, who have never been overburdened by a solid grasp on either. But one need only watch the way in which a young girl mothers her stuffed animals to see the maternal instinct at work. This is not to say behavior that contradicts these instincts cannot be learned, only that the individual will always possess a certain level of instinct – and, for the purposes of this discussion, it does not matter if those instincts are instilled by evolution or a Creator God – that must be overcome by years of propaganda and social pressure.



Although the Equalitarian Society is now, by most statistical measures, structured so as to favor its female members, it nevertheless poses a cruel choice to those women cursed by its costly blessings. Consider the words of Melissa Cole Essig, who writes in Newsweek of her difficulty in getting pregnant at 39:


As certain as I am that now is the right time for me to have my children, it's hard not to blame myself for how difficult it's turning out to be.

Nature, it seems, would disagree. And a woman foolish enough to wait more than two decades before attempting to have children has no one to blame but herself. As for the likelihood that the technological future will eventually solve such problems, it is worth noting that no society that possesses artificial wombs, robot sex dolls, multiplayer video games and 24-hour sports networks is one in which men are likely to show a tremendous amount of interest in relationships or the opposite sex.



Fortunately, as we have not yet reached Nerdvana, there are a number of steps that a woman whose priority remains marriage and children can take in order to happily achieve those goals:
  1. Don't engage in casual dating relationships after 18. They're fun, and they'll also prevent you from pursuing more fruitful relationships.
  2. Make those potential long-term relationships your top priority. If you put college or your job first, there's a reasonable chance that a job is all you'll have at 40 ... and 60. Consider the president's new Supreme Court nominee. The unmarried and childless Creepy McCrypto is on the verge of becoming one of the two most powerful professional women in the country – does she really represent the ideal American woman?
  3. Settle earlier rather than later. I can't tell you how many women I know who blew off good men in their late teens and early 20s who now regret doing so. Those who are not still single at 35 are now married to men generally considered to be of lower quality than the men they spurned before. Remember, your choices narrow as you get older, while men's choices broaden.
  4. Let everyone know that marriage and children is your ultimate goal. Too many women, fearing the wrath of the Sisterhood, secretly wish for them while publicly and piously professing feminist-approved cant to the contrary.
  5. Bait-and-switch doesn't work. Unlike their female counterparts, men who say they don't want to get married or have kids usually mean it. Play that game and he'll be perfectly justified in dumping your dishonest posterior despite your time-investment in him.
  6. Don't hesitate to end relationships that aren't leading toward marriage, or with men who are less than completely positive about the near-term prospect of children. If he hasn't proposed in 18 months, he has no intention of doing so. Cut your losses. Most men know how to string women along and know they'll have no problem replacing you when you finally call their bluff. Never confuse the masculine desire for conflict avoidance with malleability.
  7. Shed your man-hating friends, as well as those who buy seriously into the Equalitarian dogma. Misery loves company and miserable women like nothing better than to make everyone within a five-mile radius miserable, too.
  8. Be brutal when assessing the men who are interested in you. Too many women make the mistake of looking only at a man's desirable traits and ignoring his weaknesses early on. But it's not the first kiss that matters – it's the happily-ever-after part. The way he treats others is the way he will eventually treat you.
  9. If you want the odds of easily bearing healthy children to be in your favor, set a goal of marrying by 25. You can always go back to school, you can't go back in time.
  10. Remember that love is a choice, an action and a commitment, it is not a feeling.
Vox Day is a novelist and Christian libertarian. He is a member of the SFWA, Mensa and the Southern Baptist church, and has been down with Madden since 1992. Visit his Web log, Vox Popoli, for daily commentary and responses to reader email.</B>



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Old 11-10-2005, 01:10 PM   #2
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Christians make for bad scientists.

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But one need only watch the way in which a young girl mothers her stuffed animals to see the maternal instinct at work.
That's a learned behaviour - Mother fusses over child, child fusses over toys.

#10 makes me cranky. If love was a choice, why would anyone ever be sad after a breakup? Just choose not to love them anymore. Yay! All fixed!
Given some of his other rantings, it also sounds like a veiled reference to the deviancy of homosexual relationships. Because their "love" is a "choice", not a feeling they genuinely hold. But I guess that's OT.

The world needs a lot less people in it, not a lot more. The only problem is countries like many Asian and African nations continue to breed beyond their ability to support themselves, and the "rest of us" will eventually be so heavily outnumbered, they will take by force what they need. And the world will spiral into uncontrollable chaos. [/DOOM]

If you want children, having them sooner rather than later is a good idea for a good many reasons. The continuation of the species is very definitely not one of them. For every woman who doesn't want children, there's a dozen more who do.
And a relationship is hardly necessary for bringing a child into the world. And if there is a relationship, it's not necessary for it to be Man/Woman.

Religious freaks suck.

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And a relationship is hardly necessary for bringing a child into the world.
Depends on your definition of 'relationship'. There certainly doens'y have to be a marriage in your early 20s to someone who porposed within your 18-month 'good catch radar'.

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Don't engage in casual dating relationships after 18. They're fun, and they'll also prevent you from pursuing more fruitful relationships.
You think maybe that the bolded 'and' should be a 'but'? The second sentence sounds like a positive to me.

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Make those potential long-term relationships your top priority. If you put college or your job first, there's a reasonable chance that a job is all you'll have at 40 ... and 60.
And all the people who meet at uni?


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I can't tell you how many women I know who blew off good men in their late teens and early 20s who now regret doing so.
Am I the only one with the mind of a twelve year old, or is that statement funny to anyone else?

(ignoring the possible funny interpretation, I've already turned down two serious marriage proposals. I highly doubt that the guys in question were the best I can do. If they were, I may as well be a cat lady )


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Don't hesitate to end relationships that aren't leading toward marriage, or with men who are less than completely positive about the near-term prospect of children.
Git out ther' an' breed, damnit!

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If he hasn't proposed in 18 months, he has no intention of doing so.
Horse shit.

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Shed your man-hating friends, as well as those who buy seriously into the Equalitarian dogma. Misery loves company and miserable women like nothing better than to make everyone within a five-mile radius miserable, too.
And yet, when you see a group of single women out and about, they don't usually seem to be moping their arses off.


I hate religious people who feel it's their duty to share their beliefs.

'Fuck off, it's meese.'
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there's a lot to be said for the power of a turkey baster. men be damned.

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there's a lot to be said for the power of a turkey baster. men be damned.
Exactly.
And while a single mum may not be the 'ideal circumstance' for raising a child, a woman who has planned it to the point of going the turkey baster route is probably going to be better than a 14 year old too ashamed to get condoms...

Or a Christian who thinks God actually cares about responsible contraception and so won't use it.

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I bet John Howard would LOVE to get this printed on a fridge magnet and sent out to every woman under 25 in Australia.

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well i'm safe then. i'm too old to have kids already hahaha

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I wanna know when we get to Nerdvana.

The guy who wrote the article (why am I not surprised it was a man?) reckons that entertainment tech will keep other guys from forming an interest in the ladies. That's where he's wrong, 'cos we're all using that tech to look up porn on the web.

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now all you'll need is a special 'port' and you'd be set

save a lot of time cleaning the keyboard and monitor

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Old 11-10-2005, 04:27 PM   #10
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Whoo, go check out Vox's other articles. The one titled Democracy feeds terror where he argues that bringing democracry to the middle east won't solve terrorism is interesting, but not in a good way.

Might have to start a new thread to discuss that one since it's way OT.

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now all you'll need is a special 'port' and you'd be set

save a lot of time cleaning the keyboard and monitor
Yeah, just attach the spit valve from a tuba and away I go!

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tuba? in your mind maybe.

girls don't need men. we have cosmo to tell us everything http://cosmo.ninemsn.com.au/sexstuff/quiz.aspx

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dammit now i've just wasted 10 minutes reading the confessions page *whimper*

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I've been reading the Skills section...I hate being single.

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Oh yes, as Tim said, "So, you have a child. Good thing you're married, or else that would be a SIN". Oh, how little most people know about the particular workings of my 'marriage'

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Tried it on with your mother,
Kicked the shit out of your brother,
But darling, I've always loved you." - Urban Voodoo Machine, Love Song #666
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