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30-11-2005, 08:31 AM
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thought this might appeal to certain people around here. sorry if the text is a bit funny i had to cut out the rude pictures BEEB bosses have gone ballistic after discovering the Daleks are starring in a PORN FLICK. Dr Who's foes capture three naked “disco babes” in the 18-rated DVD. They chase the girls around their spaceship and grope them with their plungers. Abducted By The Daleks — which features grey, red and black pepper-pot baddies watching a lesbian scene — was “five years in the making”, says the sleeve. But after a tip-off, the Beeb had it barred from eBay — where copies have been selling for up to £30. The estate of creator Terry Nation intends to sue. Estate director Tim Hancock said: “The reason the Daleks are still the most sinister thing in the universe is because they do not make things like porn. “They weren’t ever intended to be sexual creatures. It’s simple, Daleks do not do porn.” Life-long fan Colin Brown, 44, said: “It’s outrageous to think of them touching up naked women — Daleks just don’t behave like that.” | ||
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30-11-2005, 12:44 PM
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30-11-2005, 01:44 PM
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NSFW, in case anyone needed to be told. And if anyone wanted some hot sucker action, look no further. NSFW!!! Last edited by Gutter Monkey; 30-11-2005 at 01:47 PM. | |||
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30-11-2005, 02:52 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | i knew there was a reason i hesitated putting this on mosh *facepalm* | ||
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30-11-2005, 09:01 PM
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01-12-2005, 07:26 PM
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Here it is anyway: Dalek cum-shot. Last edited by Gutter Monkey; 01-12-2005 at 07:40 PM. | |||
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01-12-2005, 08:04 PM
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01-12-2005, 08:06 PM
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01-12-2005, 09:24 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | especially when he knows how to make his own dalek. there is enough porn on the net, don't make him make his own, the world would never be ready | ||
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02-12-2005, 12:34 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | *facepalm* i forgot about that. next time use a blender *g* | ||
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15-12-2005, 05:46 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 3  | Maybe I shouldn't post this, but Ghastly's Ghastly Comic this week features Dalek Porn. And, while it can be funny, this is one comic that goes in the disturbing folder. Last edited by JayDee; 21-12-2005 at 01:48 PM. | ||
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15-12-2005, 11:24 PM
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And that is a sexy dalek. They had to change it just enough so that they wouldn't get sued for copyright infringement (I guess) and it's purty. | |||
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